i may not be the prettiest girl, or the smartest, and im not the fastest, and i probably smell bad, and im mean, and i didnt do good in school, and i dont know how to fuck, but i do have 2 leather jackets and an internet connection so if times get tough i can look up how to cook and eat the jackets
today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
BLACK WIDOW; ( 2015 )
Natasha Romanoff ( Scarlett Johansson ) is an Avenger. But before she was a member of SHIELD, she was an assassin for the Russian secret organisation known as Department X. Trained in the Red Room, the young Natalia ( Liliana Mumy ) is handed over to the Department by Ivan Petrovich ( Liam Neeson ) and recruited to the USSR’s ‘Black Widow Ops’ program, brainwashed and trained in advanced combat, weapons skills, and given a modified super soldier serum. As SHIELD deploys its first tentative group of operatives - codenamed the Secret Avengers - the now adult Romanova is sent to eliminate the troublesome group.
However, she eventually breaks free of her conditioning with the help of Hawkeye ( Jeremy Renner ) and reluctantly is recruited by Agent Phil Coulson ( Clark Gregg ) and Deputy Director Maria Hill ( Cobie Smulders ).
But I wonder when the first time Garrett hit Ward was?
I wonder if Ward thought he deserved it?
If he just accepted it despite the fact that Garrett had saved him? If he accepted it because Garrett had saved him?
I wonder if it was because he wasn’t convincing enough for Garrett? If he needed to be a better Hydra agent? Or needed to look like a better SHIELD agent?
I wonder when the first time Ward asked Garrett to hit him was?
I am ridiculously fond of the idea of Natasha setting her friends up because she knows that there aren’t very many people you can trust when you’re a spy, and she knows how lonely it is to work for years without being able to form any friendships, let alone any romantic relationships.
So Natasha introduces people who have things in common, forms friendships with people from every difference area of spy work, because she finally has a choice in the matter. She can have friends and relationships, and she can make sure that other people can make friends and have relationships, despite their work.
nahhhh they just built built a global power structure of white supremacy and a pillar of which is the glorification of eurocentric beauty standards that is impossible for most people of color to live up to so our beauty is often and fetishized or exoticized and only really praised when it adorns white faces (see lip injections ass injections tans ect ect) and then theres the thing about white people ageing like bananas but im not trying to be petty so bloop try again